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Dating Service Offered: Plenty of Fish

Local seagull population in the vicinity

Abundance of Fishing Network
Abundance of Fishing Network

Dating Service Offered: Plenty of Fish

In the heart of Cologne, a resident has been experiencing an unusual phenomenon - the appearance of seagulls in their dreams. Despite never having lived so near the sea before, these birds have become a recurring theme in their slumber.

The dreamscape unfolds with a squawk, the distinctive cry of a seagull, signalling the start of another nocturnal encounter. As the dream unfolds, the gulls are not merely observers. They are visitors, flapping their beaks and causing a ruckus that can cause tiles to slide and clatter.

The resident finds the gulls' presence in their dreams unsettling, yet there's no mention of any negative effects. Instead, the gulls are associated with houses, a symbolism that remains unclear. In these dream houses, the gulls are not shy about their intentions. They make them known, often repeatedly.

Interestingly, the gulls in the area have a rich and varied diet. Whether they're feeding on the sleep of overheated entities during summer nights, or pecking at windows during the smallest hours, their activities are a common sight in the neighbourhood.

Despite the dreams' unsettling nature, the resident does not specify the location of these dreamscapes. The gulls in their dreams are depicted as crapping on furniture, a behaviour that mirrors their real-life antics.

This unique experience serves as a reminder of the unexpected encounters that dreams can bring, even in the heart of a bustling city like Cologne.

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