Poker conundrum: Overwhelming majority of players can't meet its demanding criteria.
Transforming Your Poker Game in 75 Days: A Kickass Challenge for Serious Players
Hey there, poker lover! Are you ready to take on the ultimate poker challenge? This badass 75-day journey isn't for the faint-hearted. But if you're serious about leveling up your game and trouncing your opponents at the tables, here's your chance. Brace yourself, because 95% of players who dare to accept this challenge will ultimately buckle under the pressure.
This beast of a challenge is inspired by the famous "75 Hard" program created by Andy Frisella. I took it upon myself to adapt it for poker aficionados like us. Let's dive in and see how this puppy works.
Step 1 - Poker Grinding ain't pretty, but it's a must.
You've got to dedicate a minimum of 90 minutes per day to poker. Mix it up as you fancy - 30 minutes in the moaning a.m. and 60 p.m., or just knock it all out in one go. The important thing is that at least 10 minutes should be spent learning and at least 30 minutes playing. Don't be shy about putting in more time if you got it.
Step 2 - Focus like a laser beam.
No distractions during play or learning. This means no texts, social media, or Marvel binge-watching while playing. Take this shit seriously, soldier. Set aside specific time for study - no fuckin' around. If you need to take a piss or grab a beer, jot it down, and get back to the grind.
Step 3 - Feed your brain.
Read at least 5 pages of poker literature or watch a bare minimum of 10 minutes of poker education content each day. This could be books, YouTube vids, or whatever floats your boat. Learn from the best, absorb their wisdom, and don't forget to take notes.
Step 4 - Keep a Poker Journal.
Record your progress, notes on studied concepts, and gaming sessions. This ain't optional, kid. Many players make the mistake of scarfing down knowledge without committing it to memory. So, use a notebook, Word doc, or Evernote - whatever works best for you. Just make those entries.
Step 5 - Exercise like a boss.
Dedicate 30 minutes a day to some form of physical activity. A strong bod leads to a strong mind. Regular workouts improve focus and help you make better decisions during long sessions.
Why This Challenge Fucking Sucks
This challenge is no walk in the park. The difficulty comes fromtwo main sources. Firstly, you gotta complete five critical tasks daily - no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Secondly, the challenge lasts for a grueling 75 days, requiring unwavering discipline.
The Big Rule: No cheating or easy-outs. If you slack off, you fail. Simple as that.
This puppy ain't got no days off or weekends. If you need to take a break, do it before or after your leisure activities. No canceling pizza night just because you're on a challenge - you'll find a way to get it done. This level of strictness is precisely what makes this challenge so transformative.
Why You Should Fucking Do This Challenge
This challenge is more than just a way to level up your poker skills. It's a mental roller coaster designed to toughen your fuckin' mind and instill discipline.
When I first started this shit, I was just looking to lose some weight and improve my overall health. But holy hell, did it ever surge onto my mental landscape like a freight train. The mental trials, the willpower, and the badass habits I formed during those 75 days? I ain't gonna lie - I literally fell in love with the process.
These daily rituals became an integral part of my life - a new lifestyle and a new approach to life that completely transformed me. I'm still reaping the benefits, and you can too, if you're up for it.
So, buckle up, buttercup. Let's embark on this 75-day poker challenge and see what the fuckin' future holds. You know the drill - get your ass in gear and take this challenge on. The competition better watch the fuck out.
- Dedicate a minimum of 90 minutes each day to poker and poker-related activities, incorporating a mix of learning and playing sessions, as part of the 75-day poker challenge.
- Adhere to a strict routine of no distractions during poker play or learning, focusing solely on the game and designated study periods.
- Engage in daily self-improvement by reading at least 5 pages of poker literature or watching 10 minutes of poker education content.
- Keep a poker journal to document progress, studied concepts, and gaming sessions, and use this journal as a tool for committing knowledge to memory.
- Incorporate 30 minutes of physical exercise daily to strengthen both mind and body and improve focus for long gaming sessions.
- This challenge is mentally grueling, with a focus on instilling discipline, mental toughness, and health and wellness benefits, in addition to elevating one's poker skills.
