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Solo performance by Volker Weininger at Stadthalle Neuss, titled "Filmriss", with Kölsch performing in the basement bar.

Fast-paced humor and witty jokes are the order of the day in Volker Weininger's second solo performance, where he assumes the role of 'session president'. Prepare for an 'autobiographical' voyage through his life story, all happening live at Neuss Town Hall on the 25th of September, starting at...

Solitary performance by Volker Weininger at Stadthalle Neuss titled "Filmriss," with Kölsch...
Solitary performance by Volker Weininger at Stadthalle Neuss titled "Filmriss," with Kölsch performing in the basement bar.

Solo performance by Volker Weininger at Stadthalle Neuss, titled "Filmriss", with Kölsch performing in the basement bar.

In the heart of the political landscape, the president is known for his charisma and leadership. But, away from the public eye, there's a more personal side to this figurehead.

Recently, the president was seen searching for a lost diploma in a box hidden away in his basement bar. As he sifted through the contents, memories flooded back.

The box, filled with diplomas, unpaid tabs, certificates, medals, photos, love letters, parking tickets, and a first beer glass from his communion, served as a tangible reminder of his past experiences.

As he reminisced about his life, the president recalled various milestones - his first day of school, first beer, first kiss, wedding, kids, trips with the club, and a friend named Hermann.

Meanwhile, Volker Weininger, a close friend of the president, was also delving into his past. His basement bar held a similar box, a treasure trove of memories that often led him to surprising revelations over beers.

Despite common belief, Weininger was not always the president. In fact, until he was five years old, he was only the vice-chairman. Today, he occasionally experiences blackouts and can't remember certain things.

The president, on the other hand, is expecting a promotion at work. His dedication and hard work paid off at the annual meeting, where he was re-elected with an unprecedented 104%.

Hermann, described as living at a minimum intelligence level, is a friend of the president. His presence, though often unassuming, adds a unique charm to the president's life.

As the day ends, the president leaves a meeting at 7 PM, his search for the diploma still unfinished, but his mind filled with memories and stories from a life well-lived.

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